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Go from silence to SALES
Just fn SELL Your Offer
Cut the Mind Drama
Stop waiting for the perfect weather to parade your offer
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Save your spot
OFFER SALES SPRINT
NEXT Sprint
Starts 12 Jan. 2026
Show up. Learn to talk about your offers. Parade with us for 10 days. Watch the enquiries flow in...
Overcome your sales ick, build a daily sales habit, and sprint your way to more revenue even when it’s stormy outside.
Parade is that kick up the arse. It’s also:
You could buy another 14-module blueprint, spend days stressing out about a sales plan you’re not even sure of, and finally decide to not talk about your offer, AGAIN.
Or, you could get a kick up the arse to say exactly the right thing for 10 business days while marching with a community that will keep you accountable.
25+ prompts & selling angles so you always know what to say and when to say it.
A focused sprint to jolt you into the HABIT of actually telling people what you’re selling.
A selling plan that a 7 year old could implement, aka easy AF
LET'S SELL-ABRATE
£99 +VAT
Save your spot in the Parade sell-abration from
Monday, 12th January until friday 23RD January
CHOOSE A PASS
SAVE OVER £200!
BUY SINGLE PASS
All-year long:
GET ALL ACCESS
PARADE & SINGLE SPRINT
PARADE All access pass
Keep the materials, but sprint this time only!
An Annual Parade Pass for 4x sprints starting January
BONUS WORTH £45! Get the Sales Strategy ‘Setlist’ Workshop FREE when you purchase a Single Sprint Pass or an All Access Sprint Pass before December 2nd!
£297+VAT
ONE-OFF FUNSIES:
SAVE £71!
24th november to 1st december
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For the full 10 days of our sprint, I'll be showing up daily to kick your ass, pep talk you via the private podcast and in Slack so you KEEP GOING, do the work and SELL YOUR DAMN OFFER 🔥. Last Parade also saw more than 40 people logging on daily and cheering each other on because accountability really helps you stay on track!
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To change your relationship with selling, you’ll need to show up consistently while knowing exactly what to say. So you'll get a tonne of my own tried and tested prompts on how to talk about your offer, so you never get stage fright again.
Sales Prompts That WORK
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Come to our live kick-off call (or watch the replay) to prep your offer's messaging and positioning so you're raring and ready to sell, sell, & fuggin' sell
Prep Your Offer
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You're already OVERWHELMED with complex strategies – so binge-watch our simple P.A.R.A.D.E sales system lessons instead. It’ll only take you 1 hour!
A Simple System
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Parade teaches you to build the selling habit by showing up and posting SOMETHING, even if it’s not the most perfect piece of content. Grab your sales planner and map out your moves!
Create Your Sales Plan
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Threads, LinkedIn, Email, Instagram, TikTok – you can choose to parade your offer wherever your audience is watching.
Choose Your Parade Route
AND GET BETTER AT SELLING, PERIOD
HERE'S HOW...
Ass-Kickin' and Accountability
YOU'LL SHOW UP 50 TIMES IN 10 DAYS
PARADE YOUR OFFER
PARADE YOUR OFFER
WHEN YOU JOIN THE PARADE
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Ongoing Access to P.A.R.A.D.E. Course Curriculum
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Live Sales Sprint from Monday 30th June to Friday 11th July
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Accompanying Private Podcast with Pep Talks & Prompts
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Slack Channel for Daily Accountability and Community for 14 Days
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Sprint Completion Prize Draw
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x6 Motivating Live Calls to Keep You On Track
What’s included
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P.A.R.A.D.E. Simple Sales System & Messaging Prompts
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Access to our next Live Sales Sprint starting
12th January until 23rd January (10 biz days)
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Accompanying Private Podcast with a Daily Pep Talk from Ceels
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Daily Actions & Prompts To Kick Ya Up The Backside via Slack
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No one gives a bat's hoo-ha if you're talking about your offer
Remember that even if you posted about your offer 4 times a day, not EVERYONE will see your content and absorb what you're selling. Feeling gross about 'posting too much' is something we'll nip in the bud for ya too.
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The first step to confident selling is overcoming the ick
HELP! I FEEL SLEAZY
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You're a business owner – it's time to DO business
You want to make money, right? If you've got a business, you've gotta get better at sales, no shit, no excuses. I'll help you get comfortable with the art of selling your offer so you can increase your bottom line, period.
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DUDE, I HEAR YOU – LET'S TALK ABOUT 'SELLING'
We're conditioned to believe that talking about ourselves is OTT, plus our inner money monologue can be like 'URGH, WE ARE NOT GOING BEGGIN HERE'. You overcome this not by hiding, but by ripping off the band-aid.
When all else fails, Parade will teach you to sell without wasting days of your life on creating fancy carousels or the perfect reel. It will give you the mindset shift that's needed to sell with ANYTHING.
I'M READY TO MARCH
Ceels ✌🏻
Hello love! I'm Ceels, the Offer Strategy Coach for service-based entrepreneurs who want to stop saying "gahh, I haven't sold anything AGAIN this week".
Together, we'll get your offer out there into the world, have you feeling excited to share what you sell and put you into a rhythm of sales.
I'll help you overcome the ick of talking about your offer, gas you up with pep talks and give you smart, simple ways to sell that don't feel sleazy or pushy.
Also: here to kick ya into action because you KNOW you need to sell that offer more!
Parade is for you if you're a service provider who:
Even if you don't have a big following
Even if you're still figuring out your marketing 'strategy'
Even if you don't feel 'good' at selling
✅ HAS ONE CLEAR OFFER – COACHING, SERVICE OR PROGRAM
✅ IS READY TO SHOW UP AND SELL – NOT JUST "POST ON SOCIAL MEDIA / SEND EMAILS"
✅ wants a rinse & repeat system to generate leads & sales
GRAB YOUR PARTY PANTS
The confidence in knowing exactly what to say and when to say it when selling.
The selling habit that will bring in more sales. Yes! People actually BUY when you SELL consistently.
A rinse and repeat system that works, with lifetime access to the course material so you can come back to it with any other offers.
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What you'll MARCH away with...
Happy Paraders...
Gut check – is this right for you, really? Parade isn't the one if:
Also don't bother with Parade if you can't be bothered...
Learning a new skill is NOT fixed by buying the sprint alone
You have to DO the work and show up to get results
BUT IF YOU'RE LIKE "WAIT!! I'M SO READY FOR THIS!!"
Then scream: ⤵
⛔️ YOU'RE NOT FREE in January
⛔️ YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW TO SELL YOUR OFFERS CONSISTENTLY
⛔️ YOU DON'T HAVE AN OFFER READY TO SELL
I WANNA PARADE!
Instant Access to Materials & Sales System
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GET PREPPED: INSTANT ACCESS TO THE SALES SYSTEM + PROMPTS TO READY YOUR OFFER TO SELL
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GET ORGANISED: ADD THE LIVE CALLS AND SPRINT DATES TO YOUR CALENDAR SO YOU'RE IN-IN
As soon as you join, you'll get instant access to our full Parade mini course, tools and prompts so you can:
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GET support: REACH OUT IN SLACK TO ASK QUESTIONS & GET COACHED ON YOUR PLAN!
£99 +VAT
Save your spot in the Parade sell-abration from
Monday, 12th January until friday 23RD January
PRICING
SAVE OVER £200!
BUY SINGLE PASS
All-year long:
GET ALL ACCESS
PARADE & SINGLE SPRINT
PARADE All access pass
Keep the materials, but sprint this time only!
An Annual Parade Pass for 4x sprints starting January
BONUS WORTH £45! Get the Sales Strategy ‘Setlist’ Workshop FREE when you purchase a Single Sprint Pass or an All Access Sprint Pass before December 2nd!
£297+VAT
ONE-OFF FUNSIES:
SAVE £71!
24th november to 1st december
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