Stop waiting for the perfect weather to parade your offer

Save your spot

quarterly sales sprints

Overcome your sales ick, build a daily sales habit and talk about your offers more – even when it's rainy outside.

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Show up. Join the Parade. Talk about your offers more often. Watch what happens.

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Go from silence to SALES

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Just fn SELL Your Offer

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Cut the Mind Drama

Finally decide to not talk about your offer, AGAIN.

You could buy another 14-module blueprint.

Spend days stressing out about a sales plan you’re not even sure of.

ParadE is *that* kick up the arse. It’s also:

You could get a kick up the ass to build a daily sales habit whilst marching with a community that will keep you accountable for 10 days, every quarter.

The prompts + guides to maxx your sales efforts ALONGSIDE your marketing

The challenge + tools to jolt you to create a HABIT of actually telling people what you’re selling.

An evergreen selling plan that a 7 year old could implement, aka easy AF

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LET'S SELL-ABRATE

"DO IT!!! The value is crazy. It's not just a sales sprint with accountability, you learn so much about sales with the modules, and the way the workbook is structured makes everything so simple to execute and actually follow through with. It's one of the most iconic events to be part of in the online business space."

–Kim Lech, Oinopo Studio

"It's one of the most iconic events to be part of in the online business space!"

Here's how you'll show up and become someone who enjoys selling, period

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3T Sales System

You're already OVERWHELMED with complex strategies – so binge-watch our simple 3T sales system instead. It’ll only take you 1 hour!

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Get Sprinting

Inaugarate yourself by sprinting your offer for 10 days, getting in your sales reps – so you're raring and ready to sell, sell, sell! You'll then return each quarter to sprint again with other die-hard Paraders!

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Choose Your Parade Route

Threads, LinkedIn, Email, Instagram, TikTok, DM's, Networking – you can choose to parade your offer wherever your audience is watching.

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Create Your Sales Plan

Parade gives you to tools to plan, do the do and stay on track – even when you've had a wobbly day mid-sprint, we will pick you right back up to keep going

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Sales Actions that WORK

To change your relationship with selling, you'll need to start doing more of the things that help you MAKE sales – talking about your offer, following up with leads and becoming a non-sleazy, sales-savvy business owner

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Ass-Kickin' and Accountability

Over 10 days every quarter, you'll have me on the sidelines to kick your ass, pep talk you via our private podcast and in Slack so you KEEP GOING, do the work and SELL YOUR DAMN OFFERS.

WHEN YOU JOIN PARADE

Prizes every Quarter in our Parade Sprint Challenge Giveaways!

Lifetime Access to All Sales Tools + Materials

What’s included

3T Simple Sales System & Messaging Prompts

Accompanying Private Podcast with Pep Talks + Prompts from Ceels

Quarterly Parade Live Calls to Boost Your Efforts

GRAB YOUR PARTY PANTS

10-Day Sprint Starting 1st Oct Plus Quarterly Sprints Through 2027!

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"Ceels has such a soothing voice and is so encouraging and empowering (on the ups and downs) that I feel like I can take on anything! I'm on top of the world!! Her pep talks are truly beautiful, and always spot on. Making the bumps and hurdles that come feel completely normal, and not feeling defeated just because I'm not as euphoric as I was on day 1."

–Joyce Aguilera, Guapa Studios

"This is a daycare-friendly space for entrepreneurs to come together and keep each other accountable."

No one gives a bat's hoo-ha if you're talking about your offer

Remember that even if you posted about your offer 4 times a day, not EVERYONE will see your content and absorb what you're selling. Feeling gross about 'posting too much' is something we'll nip in the bud for you too.

The first step to confident selling is overcoming the ick

HELP! I FEEL SLEAZY

You're a business owner – it's time to DO business

You want to make money, right? If you've got a business, you've gotta get better at sales, no shit, no excuses. I'll help you get comfortable with the art of selling your offer so you can increase your bottom line, period.

Lovely, I hear you – let's talk about 'selling'

We're conditioned to believe that talking about ourselves is OTT, plus our inner money monologue can be like 'URGH, WE ARE NOT GOING BEGGIN HERE'. You overcome this not by hiding, but by ripping off the band-aid.

Parade will teach you to sell without wasting days of your life on creating fancy carousels or the perfect reel. It will give you the mindset shift that's needed to sell with ANYTHING.

I'M READY TO MARCH

When all else fails

Hello love! I'm Ceels, the Offer Strategist & Mentor for service-based entrepreneurs who want to stop saying "gahh, I haven't sold anything AGAIN this week".

Together, we'll get your offer out there into the world, have you feeling excited to share what you sell and put you into a rhythm of sales.

I'll help you overcome the ick of talking about your offer, gas you up with pep talks and give you smart, simple ways to sell that don't feel sleazy or pushy.

Also: here to kick ya into action because you KNOW you need to sell that offer more!

Parade is for you if you're a service provider who:

Even if you don't have a big following

Even if you're still figuring out your marketing 'strategy'

Even if you don't feel 'good' at selling

Has one clear offer – coaching, service, product or program

Is ready to show up and sell – not just "Post on social media / send emails"

Wants a rinse & repeat system to generate leads & sales



SAVE YOUR SPOT

The confidence in knowing exactly what to say and when to say it when selling.


The selling habit that will bring in more sales. Yes! People actually BUY when you SELL intentionally.










A rinse and repeat system that works, with lifetime access to the course material so you can come back to it with any other offers.

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What you'll MARCH away with...

Happy Paraders

Gut check – is this right for you, really? Parade isn't the one if:

You don't want to sell your offers via social media, emails, podcast or blogs

You already know how to sell your offers consistently

You don't have an offer ready to sell



Also don't bother with Parade if you can't be bothered...

Learning a new skill is NOT fixed by buying this offer alone

You have to DO the work and show up to get results

BUT IF YOU'RE LIKE "WAIT!! I'M SO READY FOR THIS!!"

Then scream: ‡

I WANNA PARADE!

Lock In The Habit of a Lifetime

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You'll actually learn how to enjoy selling, so it's no longer gross or hard

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You'll meet some LOVELY people who inspire you to sell VS shy away

Parade is *that* btch for getting you selling like it's part of you, not forced or fake. It's also where:

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You'll finally have a system that makes selling easier and {gasp} FUN

WHEN IS THE NEXT SALES SPRINT TAKING PLACE AND CAN I BOOK ON? +

The next round of Parade starts Thursday 1st October. Tickets will go on sale to the waitlist in mid-September. Join the waitlist so you don't miss a thing!

DO I NEED TO SHOW UP EVERY DAY? +

We'll kick off with a sales sprint for 10 business days, during which we recommend you sell daily + pop into our Parade Slack community every day, do the work and stay accountable.

CAN I GET A REFUND IF I CHANGE MY MIND? +

All sales are final and non-refundable.

HOW LONG DO I HAVE ACCESS TO THE PARADE MATERIALS FOR? +

Once you've signed up, you'll have lifetime access to the materials and quarterly live sprints. 'Lifetime' can be a confusing word in marketing, so I like to be clear - you will have the course materials as long as this business is around! Re: the live sprints - if you purchase lifetime now, you will get sprints all the way to the end of 2027.

WHAT IF I'M NOT CONFIDENT IN SELLING? +

Parade is specifically designed to help you build your confidence to sell without being sleazy. We've created a host of mindset prompts and hacks to help you through it, plus the live calls and community will help answer any wobbles you have along the way (which are perfectly normal!)

WHO IS PARADE FOR? +

Parade is for service provider experts, creators, coaches and entrepreneurs who want to show up and sell their offers and products. If you sell shit, join Parade. Retainers, programs, DFY services, digital products, courses, intensives – you name it.

WHEN IS THE NEXT ROUNDS OF PARADE AFTER THIS ONE? +

Parade will begin again on October 1st, 2026. We'll sprint live for 10 days again in January 2027, April 2027, July 2027 and October 2027. Your lifetime pass gives you access to all these!

IS IT BEST TO PARADE JUST ONE OFFER FOR THE SPRINT PART? +

Yes. Choose the offer that you'd most like to get bookings / sales in for Q3. All the moves you make in the sprint to talk about your offer will help convert buyers in the following weeks and months.

ARE THERE ANY LIVE CALLS TO ATTEND? +

Yes, during each live sprint I'll host a couple of calls to bring our community together for accountability. I highly recommend attending these to get the most from your experience!

WHY CAN'T I PURCHASE A SINGLE SPRINT ANYMORE? +

Parade is now a legacy offer supporting a small community of highly engaged Paraders who have sprinted with us since early 2025. If you want to be part of the Parade experience, you must purchase the lifetime pass.

Ok, but...

Join Parade, build the habit, and watch what happens when you actually start SELLING.

Stop letting the sales ick cost you revenue.

SALES-MAXX ME UP

WHY SPEND HOURS CRAFTING THE PERFECT OFFER IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA BOTHER TALKING ABOUT IT?