Show up. Join the Parade. Talk about your offers more often. Watch what happens.
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Go from silence to SALES
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Just fn SELL Your Offer
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Cut the Mind Drama
Finally decide to not talk about your offer, AGAIN.
You could buy another 14-module blueprint.
Spend days stressing out about a sales plan you’re not even sure of.
Parade on tour is *that* kick up the arse. It’s also:
You could get a kick up the arse to build a daily sales habit whilst marching with a community that will keep you accountable for 90 days.
The prompts + guides to maxx your sales efforts ALONGSIDE your marketing
An initial sprint to jolt you into the HABIT of actually telling people what you’re selling.
An evergreen selling plan that a 7 year old could implement, aka easy AF
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"DO IT!!! The value is crazy. It's not just a sales sprint with accountability, you learn so much about sales with the modules, and the way the workbook is structured makes everything so simple to execute and actually follow through with. It's one of the most iconic events to be part of in the online business space."
–Kim Lech, Oinopo Studio
"It's one of the most iconic events to be part of in the online business space!"
Here's how you'll show up and become someone who enjoys selling, period
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The Sales Maxxing System
You're already OVERWHELMED with complex strategies – so binge-watch our simple Sales Maxxing System instead. It’ll only take you 1 hour!
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Get Sprinting
Inaugarate yourself in da club by sprinting your offer for 10 days, getting in your sales reps – so you're raring and ready to sell, sell, & fuggin' sell
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Choose Your Parade Route
Threads, LinkedIn, Email, Instagram, TikTok, DM's, Networking – you can choose to parade your offer wherever your audience is watching.
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Create Your Sales Plan
Parade On Tour gives you to tools to plan, do the do and stay on track – even when you've had a wobbly week, the club will pick you right back up to keep going
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Sales Actions that WORK
To change your relationship with selling, you'll need to start doing more of the things that help you MAKE sales – talking about your offer, following up with leads and becoming a non-sleazy, sales-savvy business owner
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Ass-Kickin' and Accountability
Over 90 days, you'll have me on the sidelines to kick your ass, pep talk you via our private podcast and in Slack so you KEEP GOING, do the work and SELL YOUR DAMN OFFERS. Via our Club Nights, weekly Tour Bulletins and Guest DJ's, this sales party will get you dancing into action
WHEN YOU JOIN PARADE ON TOUR
Suite of Sales Tools & Prompts to Take The Stress Out of Selling
Live Guest DJ Sets feat. Systems, Socials + Messaging
What’s included
Sales Maxxing System & Messaging Prompts
Accompanying Private Podcast with Pep Talks + Prompts from Ceels
90 Day Sales Club Access with Weekly 'Club Night' Calls
Initial 10-Day Live Sales Sprint Bootcamp kicking off on 1st October
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"Ceels has such a soothing voice and is so encouraging and empowering (on the ups and downs) that I feel like I can take on anything! I'm on top of the world!! Her pep talks are truly beautiful, and always spot on. Making the bumps and hurdles that come feel completely normal, and not feeling defeated just because I'm not as euphoric as I was on day 1."
–Joyce Aguilera, Guapa Studios
"This is a daycare-friendly space for entrepreneurs to come together and keep each other accountable."
No one gives a bat's hoo-ha if you're talking about your offer
Remember that even if you posted about your offer 4 times a day, not EVERYONE will see your content and absorb what you're selling. Feeling gross about 'posting too much' is something we'll nip in the bud for you too.
The first step to confident selling is overcoming the ick
HELP! I FEEL SLEAZY
You're a business owner – it's time to DO business
You want to make money, right? If you've got a business, you've gotta get better at sales, no shit, no excuses. I'll help you get comfortable with the art of selling your offer so you can increase your bottom line, period.
Lovely, I hear you – let's talk about 'selling'
We're conditioned to believe that talking about ourselves is OTT, plus our inner money monologue can be like 'URGH, WE ARE NOT GOING BEGGIN HERE'. You overcome this not by hiding, but by ripping off the band-aid.
Hello love! I'm Ceels, the Offer Strategist & Mentor for service-based entrepreneurs who want to stop saying "gahh, I haven't sold anything AGAIN this week".
Together, we'll get your offer out there into the world, have you feeling excited to share what you sell and put you into a rhythm of sales.
I'll help you overcome the ick of talking about your offer, gas you up with pep talks and give you smart, simple ways to sell that don't feel sleazy or pushy.
Also: here to kick ya into action because you KNOW you need to sell that offer more!
Parade is for you if you're a service provider who:
Even if you don't have a big following
Even if you're still figuring out your marketing 'strategy'
Even if you don't feel 'good' at selling
Has one clear offer – coaching, service, product or program
Is ready to show up and sell – not just "Post on social media / send emails"
Wants a rinse & repeat system to generate leads & sales
The confidence in knowing exactly what to say and when to say it when selling.
The selling habit that will bring in more sales. Yes! People actually BUY when you SELL intentionally.
A rinse and repeat system that works, with lifetime access to the course material so you can come back to it with any other offers.
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What you'll MARCH away with...
Happy Paraders
Gut check – is this right for you, really? Parade isn't the one if:
You don't want to sell in October, November, December
You already know how to sell your offers consistently
You don't have an offer ready to sell
Also don't bother with Parade if you can't be bothered...
Learning a new skill is NOT fixed by buying this offer alone
You have to DO the work and show up to get results
BUT IF YOU'RE LIKE "WAIT!! I'M SO READY FOR THIS!!"
Then scream: ⤵
Take Your Sales On Tour
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Building a daily sales habit that sticks – and one that makes you actually enjoy selling
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A marathon-style accountability club vibe to find your own pace
You don't need more content ideas – you need to TOUR your offers and learn to sell via:
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Taking small actions weekly to lead and manage your sales results long-term
