🎉

✅

Go from silence to SALES

Just fn SELL Your Offer

Cut the Mind Drama

Stop waiting for the perfect weather to parade your offer

🎉

🧠

JOIN The Waitlist

OFFER SALES SPRINT

NEXT Sprint
Starts 1 Oct. 2025

Show up. Learn to talk about your offers. Parade with us for 14 days. Watch the enquiries flow in...

MON 30 JUN - MON 14 JUL

Overcome your sales ick, build a daily sales habit, and sprint your way to more revenue even when it’s stormy outside.  

Parade is that kick up the arse. It’s also:

You could buy another 10-module blueprint, spend days stressing out about a sales plan you’re not even sure of, and finally decide to not talk about your offer, AGAIN.

Or, you could get a kick up the arse to say exactly the right thing for 14 days while marching with a community that will keep you accountable.

Ceels ✌🏻

20+ prompts & selling angles so you always know what to say and when to say it.

Hello love! I'm Ceels, the Offer Strategy Coach for service-based entrepreneurs who want to stop saying "gahh, I haven't sold anything AGAIN this week".

Together, we'll get your offer out there into the world, have you feeling excited to share what you sell and put you into a rhythm of sales.

I'll help you overcome the ick of talking about your offer, gas you up with pep talks and give you smart, simple ways to sell that don't feel sleazy or pushy.

Also: here to kick ya into action because you KNOW you need to sell that offer more!

A focused sprint to jolt you into the HABIT of actually telling people what you’re selling.

A selling plan that a 7 year old could implement, aka easy AF

Parade is for you if you're a service provider who:

Even if you don't have a big following

Even if you're still figuring out your marketing 'strategy'

Even if you don't feel 'good' at selling

✅ HAS ONE CLEAR OFFER – COACHING, SERVICE OR PROGRAM



✅ IS READY TO SHOW UP AND SELL – NOT JUST "POST ON SOCIAL MEDIA / SEND EMAILS"



✅ wants a rinse & repeat system to generate leads & sales



JOIN The Waitlist

You're absolutely done with hiding your offer away

You know you need to just POST SOMETHING about your offer – with our easy prompts and daily ass-kicks in Slack, you'll be on your way to talking about your awesome offer 50 times over the 14 days of our sprint

🥳

You have an offer that's ready to sell - DFY, DWY or DIY




ready for it?

🎉

You have 1 hour a day for focused action to SELL IT

You're short on time – you want to binge our P.A.R.A.D.E simple sales system on 1.5x and then crack on and sell your offer for 30 mins to 1 hour per day, for 14 days

🧠

YOU'LL GET THE MOST OUT OF PARADE IF:

Your offer is ready to talk about – maybe it's a retainer, group program, digital product, course or 1:1 offer, Parade will help you show up and get selling without the mind drama

PARADE ISN'T ABOUT COMPLEX LAUNCH STRATEGIES AND MULTI-LAYERED CAMPAIGNS...IT'S AN ALWAYS ON SALES SYSTEM THAT YOU CAN RINSE & REPEAT

join the waitlist

06.

For the full 14 days of our sprint, I'll be showing up daily to kick your ass, pep talk you via the private podcast and in Slack so you KEEP GOING, do the work and SELL YOUR DAMN OFFER 🔥

05.

Selling your offer consistently isn't just about learning to put in the reps  – it's also knowing what to say. You'll get a tonne of my own tried and tested prompts on how to talk about your offer, so you never get stage fright again

Sales Prompts That WORK

02.

Come to our live kick-off call (or watch the replay) to prep your offer's messaging and positioning so you're raring and ready to sell, sell, fuggin' sell

Prep Your Offer

01.

You're already OVERWHELMED with strategies – so you don't need another one. Instead, you'll binge-watch our simple P.A.R.A.D.E sales system in 1 hour on 1.7x, or listen on the private podcast!

A Simple System

04.

Parade teaches you how to get better at selling by low-key kicking your ass to show up and post SOMETHING, even if it's not the 'perfect' content / messaging / ideas

Messy Over Perfect

03.

Threads, LinkedIn, Email, Instagram, TikTok – you can choose to sell your offer wherever you want / where your audience is at

Choose Where to Sell

AND GET BETTER AT SELLING, PERIOD

HERE'S HOW...

Ass-Kickin' 

YOU'LL SHOW UP 50 TIMES IN 14 DAYS

PARADE YOUR OFFER

PARADE YOUR OFFER

Validation on your current messaging angles, and evidence of what's landing and converting

The tools and the confidence to sell outside of launches without feeling like 'what do I talk about?!'









A rinse and repeat system, plus conversations, leads and sales coming your way

💸

💡

✨

What you'll walk away with...

Founding Paraders LOVED our first sprint

JOIN the waitlist

No one gives a bat's hoo-ha if you're talking about your offer

Remember that even if you posted about your offer 4 times a day, not EVERYONE will see your content and absorb what you're selling. Feeling gross about 'posting too much' is something we'll nip in the bud for ya too.

🥳

The first step to confident selling is overcoming the ick

HELP! I FEEL SLEAZY

🎉

You're a business owner – it's time to DO business

You want to make money, right? If you've got a business, you've gotta get better at sales, no shit, no excuses. I'll help you get comfortable with the art of selling your offer so you can increase your bottom line, period.

🤝🏻

DUDE, I HEAR YOU – LET'S TALK ABOUT 'SELLING'

We're conditioned to believe that talking about ourselves is OTT, plus our inner money monologue can be like 'URGH, WE ARE NOT GOING BEGGIN HERE'. You overcome this not by hiding, but by ripping off the band-aid.

THINK OF PARADE LIKE THE INSURANCE POLICY THAT'LL HELP YOU LEARN HOW TO SELL WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS – BECAUSE REFERRALS AIN'T GUARANTEED BUT YOU GOTTA MAKE MONEY!

join the waitlist

WHEN YOU JOIN THE PARADE

✨

Ongoing Access to P.A.R.A.D.E. Course Curriculum 

🎓

Live Sales Sprint from Monday 30th June to Friday 11th July

👯‍♀️

Accompanying Private Podcast with Pep Talks & Prompts

🎧

Slack Channel for Daily Accountability and Community for 14 Days

🪩

Sprint Completion Prize Draw

🏆

Live Q&A Calls

What’s included

✨

P.A.R.A.D.E.  Simple Sales System & Messaging Prompts

🎓

Access to our next Live Sales Sprint starting
1st October until 14th October

👯‍♀️

Accompanying Private Podcast with a Daily Pep Talk from Ceels

🎧

Daily Actions & Prompts To Kick Ya Up The Backside via Slack

🪩

🏆

Gut check – is this right for you, really? Parade isn't the one if:

Also don't bother with Parade if you can't be bothered...

Learning a new skill is NOT fixed by buying the sprint alone

You have to DO the work and show up to get results

BUT IF YOU'RE LIKE "WAIT!! I'M SO READY FOR THIS!!" ⤵

⛔️ YOU'RE NOT FREE in october

⛔️ YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW TO SELL YOUR OFFERS CONSISTENTLY


⛔️ YOU DON'T HAVE AN OFFER READY TO SELL


JOIN The Waitlist

Join Now + Get Started on Prepping Your Parade

✅
GET PREPPED: INSTANT ACCESS TO THE SALES SYSTEM + PROMPTS TO READY YOUR OFFER TO SELL

✅
GET ORGANISED: ADD THE LIVE CALLS AND SPRINT DATES TO YOUR CALENDAR SO YOU'RE IN-IN

Ahead of October, here's what you can get stuck in to when you join:

✅
GET support: REACH OUT IN SLACK TO ASK QUESTIONS & GET COACHED ON YOUR PLAN!

£99+VAT

Save your spot in the Parade sell-abration for 30 June – 14 July

PRICING

£165+VAT

ONE-OFF FUNSIES:

BUY SINGLE PASS

BEST VALUE:

BUY LIFETIME PASS

PARADE & SINGLE SPRINT

parade & all sprints

Keep the materials, but sprint this time only!

 A pass to this plus all future sprints (whoop!)

*SPECIAL OFFER* LIFETIME PASS:  Get Access to This Sprint PLUS All Future Sprints (Reccuring Quarterly)

🎟️

WHEN IS THE NEXT SALES SPRINT TAKING PLACE AND CAN I BOOK ON? +

The next round of Parade starts October 1st. You can choose to buy a single ticket pass OR grab a triple sprint pass, which will occur every quarter! With both options you get to keep the materials.

DO I NEED TO SHOW UP EVERY DAY? +

Yeah. If you want to get the most out of the sprint, I recommend you pop into our Parade Slack community every day, do the work and stay accountable across the 14 days!

I CAN'T MAKE THE SPRINT NOW, CAN I GET A REFUND? +

All sales are final and non-refundable.

HOW LONG DO I HAVE ACCESS TO THE PARADE MATERIALS FOR? +

Once you've signed up, either for a single or future sprints pass, you'll have ongoing access to our Parade materials. That means you can come back and use the tools any time to help you self-sprint your sales goals!

WHAT IF I'M NOT CONFIDENT IN SELLING? +

Parade is designed to help you build your confidence to sell over the course of the sprint duration. I've created a host of mindset prompts and hacks to help you through it, plus I'll be on hand during our live sprint for coaching in Slack!

WHO IS PARADE FOR? +

Parade is for service provider experts, creators, coaches and entrepreneurs who want to show up and sell their offers and products. If you sell shit, join Parade. Retainers, programs, DFY services, digital products, courses, intensives – you name it.

I CAN'T MAKE THIS ROUND, WILL PARADE BE BACK AGAIN? +

Yes! Parade will pop up again in Q4 2025 and every quarter thereafter. Parade is here to stay in our line up!

IS IT BEST TO PARADE JUST ONE OFFER FOR THE SPRINT? +

Yes. Choose the offer that you'd most like to get bookings / sales in for October-November. All the moves you make in the sprint to talk about your offer will help convert buyers in the following weeks and months!

ARE THERE ANY LIVE CALLS TO ATTEND? +

We'll have an "Opening Ceremony and Closing Ceremony" Live Q&A call to 'bookend' the live sprint at the beginning and at the end of the sprint. If you can't join live, the calls will be added to the course as replays. When you sign up, you'll receive an email with RSVP calendar links to both calls, so you don't forget them!

Ok, but...

Next live sprint starts October 1st

join The Waitlist

LET'S SELL YOUR OFFER, TOGETHER