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Go from silence to SALES

Just fn SELL Your Offer

Cut the Mind Drama

Stop waiting for the perfect weather to parade your offer

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OFFER SALES SPRINT

NEXT Sprint
Starts 12 Jan. 2026

Show up. Learn to talk about your offers. Parade with us for 14 days. Watch the enquiries flow in...

Overcome your sales ick, build a daily sales habit, and sprint your way to more revenue even when it’s stormy outside.  

Parade is that kick up the arse. It’s also:

You could buy another 10-module blueprint, spend days stressing out about a sales plan you’re not even sure of, and finally decide to not talk about your offer, AGAIN.

Or, you could get a kick up the arse to say exactly the right thing for 14 business days while marching with a community that will keep you accountable.

20+ prompts & selling angles so you always know what to say and when to say it.

A focused sprint to jolt you into the HABIT of actually telling people what you’re selling.

A selling plan that a 7 year old could implement, aka easy AF

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For the full 14 days of our sprint, I'll be showing up daily to kick your ass, pep talk you via the private podcast and in Slack so you KEEP GOING, do the work and SELL YOUR DAMN OFFER 🔥. Last Parade also saw more than 40 people logging on daily and cheering each other on because accountability really helps you stay on track!

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To change your relationship with selling, you’ll need to show up consistently while knowing exactly what to say. So you'll get a tonne of my own tried and tested prompts on how to talk about your offer, so you never get stage fright again.

Sales Prompts That WORK

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Come to our live kick-off call (or watch the replay) to prep your offer's messaging and positioning so you're raring and ready to sell, sell, & fuggin' sell

Prep Your Offer

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You're already OVERWHELMED with complex strategies – so binge-watch our simple P.A.R.A.D.E sales system lessons instead. It’ll only take you 1 hour!

A Simple System

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Parade teaches you to build the selling habit by showing up and posting SOMETHING, even if it’s not the most perfect piece of content. You’ll start going from idea to posting in minutes instead of hours.

Messy Over Perfect

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Threads, LinkedIn, Email, Instagram, TikTok – you can choose to parade your offer wherever your audience is watching.

Choose Your Parade Route

AND GET BETTER AT SELLING, PERIOD

HERE'S HOW...

Ass-Kickin' and Accountability

YOU'LL SHOW UP 50 TIMES IN 14 DAYS

PARADE YOUR OFFER

PARADE YOUR OFFER

WHEN YOU JOIN THE PARADE

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Ongoing Access to P.A.R.A.D.E. Course Curriculum 

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Live Sales Sprint from Monday 30th June to Friday 11th July

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Accompanying Private Podcast with Pep Talks & Prompts

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Slack Channel for Daily Accountability and Community for 14 Days

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Sprint Completion Prize Draw

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x6 Motivating Live Calls to Keep You On Track!

What’s included

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P.A.R.A.D.E.  Simple Sales System & Messaging Prompts

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Access to our next Live Sales Sprint starting
12th January until 29th January (14 biz days)

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Accompanying Private Podcast with a Daily Pep Talk from Ceels

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Daily Actions & Prompts To Kick Ya Up The Backside via Slack

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No one gives a bat's hoo-ha if you're talking about your offer

Remember that even if you posted about your offer 4 times a day, not EVERYONE will see your content and absorb what you're selling. Feeling gross about 'posting too much' is something we'll nip in the bud for ya too.

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The first step to confident selling is overcoming the ick

HELP! I FEEL SLEAZY

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You're a business owner – it's time to DO business

You want to make money, right? If you've got a business, you've gotta get better at sales, no shit, no excuses. I'll help you get comfortable with the art of selling your offer so you can increase your bottom line, period.

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DUDE, I HEAR YOU – LET'S TALK ABOUT 'SELLING'

We're conditioned to believe that talking about ourselves is OTT, plus our inner money monologue can be like 'URGH, WE ARE NOT GOING BEGGIN HERE'. You overcome this not by hiding, but by ripping off the band-aid.

When all else fails, Parade will teach you to sell without wasting days of your life on creating fancy carousels or the perfect reel. It will give you the mindset shift that's needed to sell with ANYTHING.

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Ceels ✌🏻

Hello love! I'm Ceels, the Offer Strategy Coach for service-based entrepreneurs who want to stop saying "gahh, I haven't sold anything AGAIN this week".

Together, we'll get your offer out there into the world, have you feeling excited to share what you sell and put you into a rhythm of sales.

I'll help you overcome the ick of talking about your offer, gas you up with pep talks and give you smart, simple ways to sell that don't feel sleazy or pushy.

Also: here to kick ya into action because you KNOW you need to sell that offer more!

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Parade is for you if you're a service provider who:

Even if you don't have a big following

Even if you're still figuring out your marketing 'strategy'

Even if you don't feel 'good' at selling

✅ HAS ONE CLEAR OFFER – COACHING, SERVICE OR PROGRAM



✅ IS READY TO SHOW UP AND SELL – NOT JUST "POST ON SOCIAL MEDIA / SEND EMAILS"



✅ wants a rinse & repeat system to generate leads & sales



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The confidence in knowing exactly what to say and when to say it when selling.


The selling habit that will bring in more sales. Yes! People actually BUY when you SELL consistently.










A rinse and repeat system that works, with lifetime access to the course material so you can come back to it with any other offers.

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What you'll MARCH away with...

Happy Paraders...

Gut check – is this right for you, really? Parade isn't the one if:

Also don't bother with Parade if you can't be bothered...

Learning a new skill is NOT fixed by buying the sprint alone

You have to DO the work and show up to get results

BUT IF YOU'RE LIKE "WAIT!! I'M SO READY FOR THIS!!"

Then scream: ⤵

⛔️ YOU'RE NOT FREE in January

⛔️ YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW TO SELL YOUR OFFERS CONSISTENTLY


⛔️ YOU DON'T HAVE AN OFFER READY TO SELL


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Join Now + Get Started on Prepping Your Parade

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GET PREPPED: INSTANT ACCESS TO THE SALES SYSTEM + PROMPTS TO READY YOUR OFFER TO SELL

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GET ORGANISED: ADD THE LIVE CALLS AND SPRINT DATES TO YOUR CALENDAR SO YOU'RE IN-IN

Ahead of January, here's what you can get stuck in to when you join:

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GET support: REACH OUT IN SLACK TO ASK QUESTIONS & GET COACHED ON YOUR PLAN!

WHEN IS THE NEXT SALES SPRINT TAKING PLACE AND CAN I BOOK ON? +

The next round of Parade starts 12th January and runs for 14 BUSINESS days, excluding weekends. You can choose to buy a single ticket pass OR grab a triple sprint pass, which will occur every quarter! With both options you get to keep the materials.

DO I NEED TO SHOW UP EVERY DAY? +

Yeah. If you want to get the most out of the sprint, I recommend you pop into our Parade Slack community every day, do the work and stay accountable across the 14 days!

I CAN'T MAKE THE SPRINT NOW, CAN I GET A REFUND? +

All sales are final and non-refundable.

HOW LONG DO I HAVE ACCESS TO THE PARADE MATERIALS FOR? +

Once you've signed up, either for a single or future sprints pass, you'll have ongoing access to our Parade materials. That means you can come back and use the tools any time to help you self-sprint your sales goals!

WHAT IF I'M NOT CONFIDENT IN SELLING? +

Parade is designed to help you build your confidence to sell over the course of the sprint duration. I've created a host of mindset prompts and hacks to help you through it, plus I'll be on hand during our live sprint for coaching in Slack!

WHO IS PARADE FOR? +

Parade is for service provider experts, creators, coaches and entrepreneurs who want to show up and sell their offers and products. If you sell shit, join Parade. Retainers, programs, DFY services, digital products, courses, intensives – you name it.

WHEN ARE THE NEXT ROUNDS OF PARADE AFTER THIS ONE? +

Parade pops up every quarter - our 2026 sprints start on January 12th (Q1), March 16th (Q2), July 1st (Q3) and October 1st (Q4).

IS IT BEST TO PARADE JUST ONE OFFER FOR THE SPRINT? +

Yes. Choose the offer that you'd most like to get bookings / sales in for January-February. All the moves you make in the sprint to talk about your offer will help convert buyers in the following weeks and months!

ARE THERE ANY LIVE CALLS TO ATTEND? +

Yes! We'll have an "Opening Ceremony and Closing Ceremony" Live Q&A call to 'bookend' the live sprint at the beginning and at the end of the sprint. We'll also have 4 calls during the sprint which are totally optional to attend, but will keep you on track and hyped up! If you can't join live, the calls will be added to the course as replays. When you sign up, you'll receive an email with RSVP calendar link to subscribe to all calls, so you don't forget them!

Ok, but...

Join parade, build the habit, and watch what happens when you actually start SELLING.

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WHY SPEND HOURS CRAFTING THE PERFECT OFFER IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA BOTHER TALKING ABOUT IT?

Stop letting the sales ick cost you revenue.